- bass
- 1. (bass) (2486↑, 237↓)A misunderstood and underestimated instrument. Some retards with no musical sense think that a bass player is a lesser form than a guitar player but they don't realise that in many songs, a guitar would sound very shitty without the bass. Same goes for the guitar, a bass sounds... boring without a guitar. The two go hand in hand, whether added synthetically or actually played. I am a bassist and I have never layed hands on a guitar, they just don't interest me. So alot of bassists aren't failed guitarist. I chose to be a bassist because I love the sound and have an appreciation for its importance.
Flea\! Whoo hoo\!
Author: Evil Bella http://bass.urbanup.com/4331142. (bass) (1058↑, 203↓)God. God played bass. It's as simple as that.God was the drummer for "Heaven", until their bassist, Lucifer, got fired. Then, God had to fill in for Lucifer on bass.
Author: detranova http://bass.urbanup.com/10428593. (bass) (451↑, 80↓)When pronounced "base"-- 1: Guitar-like stringed instrument used in bands and orchestras. 2: The ever-popular bass guitar, which is used by many smaller bands. 3: Any other instrument or item that emits low-pitched, rumbling sounds. Ex.: A bass trombone, bass-boost speaker system, and so on. 4: The lowest voice division in choir, hopefully composed of males. Basses aren't always able to sing something worthy of Barry White but they're typically on the lower end of the voice spectrum. When pronounced "bass"-- A common type of fish; sometimes "bass" is used to refer to a single species of this type, ex.: largemouth bass."Base"-- 1: Johnny plays the bass in the orchestra. 2: Dude, that garage band has THE best bass player I've ever seen. 3: That speaker system is [tight]\! I love that rumblin' bass line, man. 4: I am a Bass in the church choir. "Bass" 1: 'Ey, Joe, let's go bass fishing. My wife is being an [evil] bitch.
Author: Kharivas http://bass.urbanup.com/9080484. (bass) (461↑, 98↓)an instrument shaped, held, and fingered much like a guitar, only cooler. bass players happen to be much much sexier than guitar players, despite popular belief. i would bang any bass player in a second, provided he was any good. double points if he's british..Lisa: that guitarist is a glory hog, but the bass player is talented Me: and damn sexy. Lisa: agreed.
Author: Katie http://bass.urbanup.com/10766745. (bass) (272↑, 46↓)1. Instrument designed as a modern replacement for the Double Bass (or Contrabass or Upright Bass or String Bass or whatever you wanna call it). It is tuned the same as the Upright Bass (or Contrabass or Double Bass or String Bass) or an octave lower than the bottom four strings of a guitar (both mean the same thing, so it's not that big of a deal what you say). 2. A fish.1. Anyone who thinks bassists are failed guitarists should probably be shot. 2. Let's call our clan the Large Mouth Vampire Hunters\!
Author: FireAarro http://bass.urbanup.com/5328566. (bass) (350↑, 132↓)what all good music is about.eric clapton doesn't know the meaning of bass
Author: benjamin_stewart http://bass.urbanup.com/13978907. (bass) (261↑, 51↓)Commonly known for range of sound from 80 hz to 20 hz, this is the very low end of the human hearing range. Not to be confuesed with Below 20Hz sounds = Infrasonic. OR Above 20,000Hz = ultrasonic.Hey that new song has good sounding bass line. OR Hey your system has good bass output.
Author: micb http://bass.urbanup.com/1740118. (bass) (193↑, 31↓)A four stringed instrument, part of the rhythm section in a band. No band is complete without a bassist.Bass is, after all, the sexiest instrument.
Author: Someone__ http://bass.urbanup.com/14392769. (bass) (132↑, 20↓)Short for either the [bass guitar] (also known as the "electric" bass) or the [upright bass] (also known as "bass fiddle", "[double bass]", "contrabass", "string bass", or "[acoustic] bass"). Although different in design, both of these musical instruments essentially serve the same role: providing a low bottom-end to the music and a link between the rhythm and lead sections of a band. Though plenty of exceptional players have shown that the bass can additionally be a versatile lead instrument in its own right."At night I could hear the bass reverberate through the neighborhood. The guitars and drums were muffled, but the bass traveled everywhere. I loved that, and wanted to have the power to shake buildings. Also, the bass was big and manly; guitars were little and wimpy, with these thin little strings that looked like Velveeta cheese cutters." - Billy Sheehan
Author: Bill M. http://bass.urbanup.com/81083510. (bass) (108↑, 41↓)basicly a 4 string low guitar tuned E,A,D,G and way better insturment than a guitar.sounds and looks way better too(my opinion).listin to billy sheehan play bass
Author: fudgehole http://bass.urbanup.com/151309611. (Bass) (71↑, 7↓)(Also see "[bass guitar]", if you're looking up the kind of fish, sorry) The bass is a stringed instrument; they are modeled to have 4 strings (Tuned to E-A-D-G), 5 strings (B-E-A-D-G), 6 strings (B-E-A-D-G-C), and even up to 15 strings... although the usual bass you'd see have 4-5 strings (4-stringed being the basic). There are two types of bass guitars- \#1 is the acoustic upright/violin/double bass (which is the size of an obese adult and would weigh half as much as one. \#2 is the electric bass which is much lighter, much smaller, and much louder than the double bass- which because of that, it replaced the double bass and the cello. ***HEY, IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT TRYING OUT A BASS GUITAR, READ THIS BIT FOR TIPS*** Compared to a regular guitar, the bass has a longer neck and thicker strings, making the frequency lower than what a guitar could reach. In technique, the [bassist] has to concentrate more on where to place his/her fingers on the fingerboard than what string to pluck. This would mean that the bass is easier to learn but is harder to master than a guitar. Also, since the bass can produce a low level of Megahertz and if it's at a high volume, this means you can FEEL the rumbling every time you strike a note, and since that the neck is very long, it makes an awesome chick-magnet\! TAKE NOTE\!-- Do NOT, I repeat DO NOT, abuse the bass by striking a few random, repeating notes and let the rumble do all the work just to get yourself laid. Grab some discapline and learn what it means to play the bass, get a teacher, be more intuned with your favorite music. I seen and heard enough halfwits in parties and the radio repeating the same few notes on a B-tuned string with a bunch of 15 year old girls watching, be more open-minded than that.The reason why I love the bass is because it's an underestimated and underrated instrument. And the people who hate or think the bass guitar and bassist are worthless are either A) dumbasses who don't know what real music is B) tools who needs to take a fucking [musical theory] class or C) retards who think that the bass is an inferior form of the guitar (even though they both have very different backgrounds)
Author: Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem http://bass.urbanup.com/241691312. (bass) (108↑, 44↓)1) A far more sophisticated, fun, and powerful instrument evolving from the upright jazz bass shaped like a guitar, oftenly cosisting 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 12 strings. Used in most modern music and hardly given any recognition, the bass produces low-end sounds and notes used often to provide rhythm along with percussion instruments or backup to another instrument, such as an electric guitar. 2) What the idiot ghetto kids at your school refer to as a guitar, think electric varieties can produce sound when not plugged in, see as an "evil" instrument used in heavy metal music worshipping Satan, and view only as a tool to get you laid, which is just an added bonus.Some famous bass players include Flea, Jaco Pastorius, Les Claypool, Geddy Lee, and Ginger Baker.
Author: DexterSR300DX http://bass.urbanup.com/8667713. (bass) (70↑, 11↓)The most underestimated, but most awesome and coolest sounding instrument in a rock band. The reason people degrade bassists is because it looks easy. infact its not.. the best bassists make it look easy. Guitarists are usually seen cooler than the bassists. But anyone who says that bassists are failed guitarist should probably get brutally beaten up.. I chose to play bass because its more fun, sounds cooler, and is also more harder to master than guitar.basses were very large and were from orchestras until the 1950's when someone was actually smart enough to make an electric bass which is much smaller
Author: worm9480 http://bass.urbanup.com/289889914. (bass) (77↑, 40↓)what kim deal plays with the pixies. what d'arcy played with smashing pumpkins. what lorna doom played in the germs. what kim gordon plays in sonic youth. what melissa auf der maur plays. what kristen pfaff played in hole. what carol kaye plays. what gail greenword played in belly. what jeniffer finch played in L7. what jill emery plays in mazzy star. what kim chi played with the distillers. what tina weymouth played with talking heads. what kelley deal played with the last hard men. what all the cool girls play."the best bands in the world have female bassists." - ted, brave new girl.
Author: the she http://bass.urbanup.com/108099115. (Bass) (45↑, 10↓)The most important instrument in rock music. Along with the drums, forms the rhthym secion of the band, making a backbone for the song. Played with the fingers, instead of with a pick, as with an electric guitar. However, in faster-paced music, in order to keep up with the rest of the band, the bassist may use a pick, but playing with the fingers is much more fun and cooler-looking.Famous bassists include Cliff Burton, Geddy Lee, and John Entwistle.
Author: Bjorn Turok http://bass.urbanup.com/270067716. (Bass) (171↑, 142↓)Bass (pronounced "base"): the style of rap music originating from Miami.The 2 Live Crew produced many records back in the day known as Bass.
Author: DJ Sir Scratch http://bass.urbanup.com/182775617. (Bass) (42↑, 14↓)The lowest, wholest sounding of the male voicings. Usually associated with the rumbling feeling one experinces when singing with or listening to a choir or chorus.The bass section of the men's chorus added so much body to the sound.
Author: E.J. http://bass.urbanup.com/58460618. (bass) (55↑, 28↓)A fresh water game fish. Usually referred to the "LargeMouth Bass"Hehe nice bass you caught\!
Author: www.eternalsoldiers.net http://bass.urbanup.com/15864119. (bass) (50↑, 26↓)A larger, lower form of the electric guitar, and a relatively young instrument that can be played in many different ways. Some people think that the bass is easy to play or useless or rah rah. To some degree, this is true. Most pop songs' basslines have a one-note range, and in a lot of extremely hard rock the bass is completely drowned out (between multiple distortion guitars and a guy screaming his lungs out). Being a bassist is a "skill-optional" thing; if you just want to be in a band and be a wallflower you more than likely can find one. However, a GOOD bassline will make the music far far better. There are many skilled virtuostic players (billy sheehan, jaco, vic wooten, etc). Many Japanese VK bands have a very powerful bassline; Tetsu, Toshiya, J, are all good ones. And who can forget Flea. A good bassline drives a song and makes you shake your booty. And slap bass is teh pwn j00 nooby guitar. Bass doesn't suck. But a lot of bassists do, and can get away with it because their band can't find any others and just drown them out.I play bass. I pwn j00.
Author: w.lu http://bass.urbanup.com/160227120. (bass) (36↑, 15↓)Low frequency oscillations produced by rapid movement of large volumes of air at multiple cycles per second thus producing a very low rumbling sound that is harnessed and used in music formHey mr. dj why dont you drop that bass
Author: Justice http://bass.urbanup.com/659221. (Bass) (25↑, 6↓)The lowest male singing voice. In [opera] and musicals, they play buffoons, kings, priests, fathers, the [Devil], and other miscellaneous parts. Male counterpart to the [contralto], although much more common.Whoa, now that's low\! I like the bass\! So majestic, so elegant... but it sounds kinda spooky.
Author: Sam http://bass.urbanup.com/87797322. (bass) (35↑, 17↓)The loud thumping undertones in most music that isn't crap which tends to shake the walls when played at an extremely high volume and will definitely piss your hallmates off.Devil of Westchester: Baby could you turn down your bass? Retard: You wanna do it?
Author: Reject of the Earth http://bass.urbanup.com/140122323. (Bass) (23↑, 8↓)Bass is one of the most beautiful musical instruments in existence - upright, electric or acoustic, whatever you like better - they're all magical. Without bass in the room, music can be heard, but not felt.That girl's a bassist man, she's amazing. ... I CALL DIBS\!\!\!\!
Author: jazzdrummer25 http://bass.urbanup.com/406448024. (Bass) (20↑, 6↓)Commonly used word in the Beaches area of Toronto and beyond. A.) Bass refers to the one and only C-Bass. Bass has become a common 'slang' in the teenage language. It is used as a nickname, in replace of other words in common sayings, an adjective etc. B.) A common place for sick jamzGuy A: Did you here Jenny hooked up with Tim? Guy B: For real? What the Bass\! ------------------------------------------------------------------ Girl A: Yo reach Bass' tonight? Guy B: Gonna be [sick]
Author: lawlywagon http://bass.urbanup.com/533188225. (bass) (13↑, 3↓)a four string instrument commonly tuned to EADG and is similar to the guitar but has a lower pitch. The bass is usually used for rhythm and to give texture to the music. A lot of idiot guitarists say bass is not needed but that is untrue. I'm a guitarist and sometimes I do wish I picked the bass (no pun intended). Some legendary bassists include John Entwhistle, John Paul Jones, Charles Mingus, Roger Waters, and Krist Noveselic.Listen to some jazz bass. It will blow your mind.
Author: CMAL14 http://bass.urbanup.com/485658226. (Bass) (21↑, 15↓)A low-frequency sound or instrument which is used to enhance music or provide some sort of musical ground. Most modern music uses electronically-generated bass [synth]s, while traditionally-created music uses low-frequency instruments for the bass. Bass can also be referred to an audio setting that makes the low frequencies of a song more pronounced.The bass was set so high the [stereo] speakers got fried when the next song began to play.
Author: AYB http://bass.urbanup.com/25146727. (Bass) (8↑, 6↓)The lazy term for Badass, the act of being badassThis party is so Bass\!
Author: lmart http://bass.urbanup.com/467866228. (bass) (5↑, 3↓)The audio frequencies between about 20Hz and 250Hz. New music with synthesized effects can be produce very powerful low notes, so reproduction in the 30 to 50hz region becomes important.Flat response may not give very satisfying bass as the ear is less sensitive as the volume and frequency go down.
Author: Monster Cable http://bass.urbanup.com/398469629. (bass) (19↑, 17↓)adds to the sound of a guitar, while a guitar makes a bass sound not-boring.the lack of bass is probably the biggest reason the white stripes suck so much
Author: cream of sumyungay http://bass.urbanup.com/144842130. (bass) (1↑, 0↓)v. the act of bailing on plans, right before something awesome happens. n. someone who bails on plans. (previously known as the blitz) past tense:bassedCan you believe Steven bassed out on dancing last week, he totally missed that girl losing her shirt
Author: johnstone173 http://bass.urbanup.com/595029731. (Bass) (23↑, 22↓)The part of your body between your BALLS and your ASS. Derived by combining Balls + Ass = Bass. A.K.A. "Gooch", "Chode".1. Before that chick gave me head, she went down and licked my BASS royally\! 2. Went camping all weekend, and haven't showered yet...Boy, my BASS is extra ripe, containing a funk of a thousand smells\!
Author: Butt Boy 75 http://bass.urbanup.com/341831932. (Bass) (1↑, 1↓)To Bass When a group of boys/men gang up on an unsuspecting target, totally outnumbering him/her atleast 20/1. Most commonly against someone who will not put up much of a fight. The target is then consequently beaten to shit, left with a fractured nose. Most commonly associated with the group known as the Justice League. Originated from KHSDave - "Holy shit dude, that guy totally stole your sandwich" Bill - "Let's get the Justice League together and Bass him" Dave "JUSTICE LEAGUE UNITE\!\!\!"
Author: WillyWonkle http://bass.urbanup.com/581677233. (BASS) (2↑, 2↓)BASS in the colloquial description used in situations where someone is so overweight the fat on their BACK hangs down and merges with their ASS with no obvious demarcation between the two (i.e. their Back combines with their Ass to form a new single body part - their BASS). Also refer to GUNT (i.e. a merged Gut and Cunt) and GENIS (i.e. a merged Gut and Penis).“Check out the BASS on that massive lady. I can’t tell where her Back stops and her Ass begins"...
Author: Ha-G http://bass.urbanup.com/561006834. (BASS) (7↑, 7↓)BASS basically means taking a Big Ass Super ShitJerry will often to go the toilet to take a BASS.
Author: ompa loompa http://bass.urbanup.com/532220435. (Bass) (0↑, 2↓)Bass= Back+Ass, One continuous part of the body. When you a see a girl out and she has a flat ass that is parallel to her back, so it is one continuous surface then curves in to adjoin the leg. It is the flattest of the flat asses. It is a travesty in nature because of it lacking visual appeal. This happens on all sorts of women, it is similar to the bad teeth effect and it can happen to the best and the worst women.Yes that girl is attractive but she has a Bass. You know from her neck down to where her butt stops at her leg sort of looks like the letter J.
Author: ColintheNomad http://bass.urbanup.com/584324536. (Bass) (0↑, 3↓)The area between your balls and your assLick my sweaty bass.
Author: Architeuthidae http://bass.urbanup.com/609172937. (Bass) (0↑, 3↓)The area between your ass and your ballshow big is your bass?
Author: wldntyouliketooknoww http://bass.urbanup.com/582891038. (bass) (10↑, 13↓)the heart of techno musik,, the sound that goes boom_boom_boom,, the one component musik is worthless without cuz its sik shitt" funk u DJ,, turn up the BASS " " this bass is sik " " this bass is the shite " " Hosana does not like this song because it does not contain enough boom-boom bass "
Author: Techno_chiC http://bass.urbanup.com/294368939. (Bass) (0↑, 4↓)the dad guitarJemaine: It's called a bass guitar Murray: Well I call it the dad guitar.. cuz it's more like a "dadadada..I'm your dad..hey Murray\!get into the shed and get the mower..do the lawn..dedeeeee"
Author: asdasdafasfaweagadcasdadsasdas http://bass.urbanup.com/575785240. (bass) (2↑, 6↓)The reason you bought a subwoofer and listen to rap.Yo the lyrics are shit but the bass is tight yall
Author: bloodTYPE R http://bass.urbanup.com/508610041. (BASS) (3↑, 7↓)Badass Shit stormWhen your dad says your in a world of shit, but like ten times worse is BASS
Author: The TRUTH will be known\!\!\! http://bass.urbanup.com/469284142. (Bass) (2↑, 8↓)The word Bass is an abbreviation for, between ass and scrotom sack. It is used for describing the place that no woman should ever see, touch, or smell.chic.. yo girl you not gonna dance with that cute guy over there? chic \#2.. naw hunnay that homie smelled like bass.
Author: mamichula808 http://bass.urbanup.com/500989343. (bass) (3↑, 11↓)the thumping in a girls clit, when they are really turned on.When Chase rubbed me, dat bass was thumpin girllll\!
Author: pussy_killer http://bass.urbanup.com/401184444. (Bass) (3↑, 11↓)Big After School ShitI cant wait to go home from school and take a Bass
Author: Sonny P http://bass.urbanup.com/392662345. (bass) (0↑, 9↓)when a large person wears a short skirt without panties and bends over, her bass (bottom ass). as opposed to regular crack which comes out of the top of the clothing, bass rears its ugly head underneath the clothingpeople of walmart has alot of bass action
Author: chalkjockey http://bass.urbanup.com/441632646. (Bass) (2↑, 11↓)The skin line between the scrotum and the anusperson 1: whats that on jimmy butt Person 2(changing jimmies diaper): thats the bass.
Author: byron1491 http://bass.urbanup.com/407418647. (bass) (3↑, 12↓)When it is impossible to distinguish where an obese person's back fat ends and their ass begins. Combination of the words "back" and "ass".Nacho: Hey, that new guy William Jones that started yesterday, is one fat motherfucker. Gabe: Fuck yeah, he's so fat that he don't just have ass, he's got [bass].
Author: Gabriel D. Sanchez http://bass.urbanup.com/398424048. (Bass) (2↑, 11↓)A portmanteau of the words "Bad" and "Ass", pronounced like you would the instrument, not the fish. This word can just be used as a replacement for saying "Bad-Ass", so that it comes out quicker, and is not construed as being socially impolite."Dude, Batman is such a BAMF." "Yeah dude, The Dark Knight was a friggin' bass movie."
Author: mr hat n clogs http://bass.urbanup.com/333063549. (Bass) (6↑, 15↓)The area in between your balls and your ass.Walking around with an irritated bass is no way to go through life.
Author: szubov http://bass.urbanup.com/330599350. (BASS) (2↑, 11↓)AN ASS THAT IS SO LARGE THAT THE SHEER MASS OF IT CREEPS UP ONES BACK BECAUSE THERE IS NO MORE ROOM FOR IT TO EXPAND.DAMN\! LOOK AT THAT GIRL R.M. SHE GOT A SERIOUS BASS BEHIND HER\!
Author: ERNIENBERT http://bass.urbanup.com/328245151. (bass) (8↑, 17↓)Very cool or satisfying; word may have been derived from "badass". Can be used as "bass" or "a bass". Pronounced as "base"."That concert last night was a huge bass." OR "Bass. French fries and chicken fingers for dinner."
Author: EMONEYCRACK http://bass.urbanup.com/203981852. (Bass) (17↑, 26↓)The main rival of Megaman in MM7 and MM8. He appears in a few other games as well. Bass's Japanese name is Forte. He has black armor with gold trim and a helmet with two fin-like things sticking out of the sides. He has a bluish-green crystal on his chest and his helmet. He is usually accompanied by a robotic dog named Treble (Gospel in Japan) and was originally created to kill Megaman. However, he just wants to beat Megaman and prove he's the best out there.Some people call him Bass, and some call him Forte.
Author: RatchetBoo http://bass.urbanup.com/11011553. (Bass) (2↑, 12↓)The spot on your body between your back and your ass.Randi: *trys to smack my ass but hits my bass" Me: FUCKIN A\! YOU HIT MY BASS NIKKUH\!
Author: Third_Eye http://bass.urbanup.com/314706754. (bass) (4↑, 14↓)The cause of many earthquakes and car accidents, a ghetto blaster (way of saying something is loud and ghetto), a way of saying cool"The cause of the car accident was bass." "Dude, that sterrio is so bass\! You can hear it in Phily\!" "That gun is so bass." "I'm so bass."
Author: EL AGUA http://bass.urbanup.com/263121255. (bass) (4↑, 14↓)the spot between the balls and the ass"tell him to lick my bass - that's the spot between the balls and the ass" "damn my bass is itchy"
Author: garry dean http://bass.urbanup.com/245073956. (Bass) (18↑, 28↓)The purest form of Speed (Amphetamine) in a thick paste. Often taken in very small doses… For example pin-head size keeps average person buzzing for approx 12 hours.I'm totally addicted to bass Wow woah ho Totally addicted to bass Wow woah ho ( Puretone - Addicted to Bass )
Author: ChRiS http://bass.urbanup.com/106688857. (bass) (2↑, 13↓)Short for [bad ass]. Meaning "super cool" or "hardcore" or however else you want to use it. Pronounced like the fish.You're dyeing your hair again? Bass.
Author: Zakiue http://bass.urbanup.com/274733558. (bass) (1↑, 12↓)"She's got a bass" Pronounced "b" + "ass". Derived from the compounding of the words "back" and "ass". A "bass" in this sense is the term to say that you can't tell where someone's back ends and ass begins. This can be caused by having a 1) a flat ass, 2) lower back fat that makes it hard to tell where the back stops and the ass begins. 3) both Antonym: J-Lo booty.She's a hot girl, but she's got such a bass on her, that i'll probably never take her from behind.
Author: J-Y http://bass.urbanup.com/272662459. (bass) (3↑, 14↓)from the latin words "bad" and "ass" meaning "bad-ass".That guy is one bass mother fucker\!
Author: Daniel Andrews http://bass.urbanup.com/255442760. (bass) (4↑, 16↓)Bass An instrument often played by wannabes who dont wanna "follow the croud"However, when played properly, the bass adds just as much to a song as a guitar. Part of the bands machine, along with the drumbs.Flea, Victor Wooten and the guy from Sly and the Family Stone are some of the best bass players going.
Author: Lolcreamroflcakes http://bass.urbanup.com/387578361. (bass) (8↑, 22↓)The fine art of shoving ones testciles into an anus. Balls in the ass my friends, balls in the ass. Comes in the single and double variety.That [chick] has a sweet [cornhole]... I'd love to bass that bitch\!
Author: Beepo http://bass.urbanup.com/185783362. (bass) (5↑, 19↓)Another term equivalant to [cool], [tight], [sweet], [awesome], etc etc. Almost exclusively used as an adjective. Originated within garage bands from Ohio and spread from there. It is pronounced like the instrument, not the fish. Pronouncing it in the latter sense is a source of ridicule.1. That new song by Jill Sobule is pretty bass.
Author: Spaztic http://bass.urbanup.com/151929463. (Bass) (5↑, 23↓)'Back ass' A continuation of the gluteal cheeks up the back of 'the larger lady' so that the feminine crack ends up half way up the back, sometimes to shoulder blade level, resulting in what looks like butt cheeks that go all the way up. Often, bass can be seen poking out the top of leggings, when worn with a boob tube. Bass often goes hand in hand with [fupa].Jesus, look at Shaniqua's bass all hanging out over there. she's a whole lotta love ain't she\!
Author: snuffy http://bass.urbanup.com/106251964. (Bass) (2↑, 24↓)Short for Bastard\! So you can say it to your mom and she won't have a clue you're actually calling her a stingy bastard.OMG\! Stop eating you fat bass\! If you don't hurry up you're going to be late. "Bass"
Author: Shaylee http://bass.urbanup.com/158671965. (Bass) (10↑, 33↓)The area between your balls and your ass.I could really use some baby powder on my bass.
Author: Bryan http://bass.urbanup.com/90725766. (bass) (4↑, 27↓)an ass that is flat like a back. back slash asshey, imma slap that bass\!
Author: lamat http://bass.urbanup.com/86272267. (bass) (6↑, 30↓)contraction of bad assyour new car is bass
Author: phil mcCrackin http://bass.urbanup.com/29762168. (bass) (12↑, 36↓)a good description for most of my fartsfAAAAAArt oo, nice bass fart
Author: spanky http://bass.urbanup.com/17814069. (bass) (3↑, 28↓)The instrument that no one cares/knows about.Guy 1: Wow that guitar player is amazing\! Guy 2: Yeah, that bass player is pretty awesome too. Guy 1: What's a bass? Isn't that some kind of fish? Guy 2: .........
Author: TurtleSayShnarf http://bass.urbanup.com/385226770. (bass) (3↑, 28↓)1) Sex, as in having sex, making love... 2) A woman's vagina1) Taken from the Beastie Boys' "She's Crafty": "The next think she said, 'My place or yours? Let's kick some bass behind closed doors\!'" 2) Taken from Fergie's "London Bridge": "My lïps make you want to have a taste. You got that? I got the bass"
Author: Ginanatl http://bass.urbanup.com/196906771. (bass) (3↑, 28↓)Bass, pronounced 'Baas' means cool or 'sick'. A 'sick bass' is a cool person, a sea bass is a fish but also an uncool person.Only a sick bass could do that\! I am a sick bass. He/she is a sea bass.
Author: Ananda12345 http://bass.urbanup.com/152788372. (BASS) (9↑, 34↓)A Short term for Bad assMan, you see that chick? She's BASS\!
Author: this biotch http://bass.urbanup.com/132728873. (bass) (6↑, 31↓)short for bastard.Hey bass, get away from my car. OR Listen you stupid bass, if i see you within a 60 foot proximity of my mom again, I'm gonna cut off your dick. OK?
Author: Drax http://bass.urbanup.com/32154274. (bass) (1↑, 26↓)to have some weight or fullness.as in that girl has some bass- means she is on the thick side. It ca be used in food as in- I need food with bass.
Author: mateos http://bass.urbanup.com/1780075. (bass) (16↑, 44↓)4+ stringed instrument that, should there be no Entwistle or Claypool for the current generation, will forever be associated with boring types who just wanna be in a band and down low in the mixYa know, all bassists weren't nerds in a high school jazz band. Long Live The Rickenbacker\!
Author: Alex http://bass.urbanup.com/9872176. (bass) (6↑, 37↓)a last name that causes many people to get made fun ofperson1 :"whats your name" person2 :"bob bass" two days later person1 :"HEY FISH COME HERE"
Author: bassgirl http://bass.urbanup.com/154518877. (bass) (5↑, 38↓)your fat sister who does nothing but sit on the coach and eat all the food and has the undying reek of a dead fishDude you've turned into a total bass. You disgust me.
Author: t-radical squared http://bass.urbanup.com/125136378. (bass) (4↑, 43↓)origin: [bad] (english) and [ass] (english) a bastardization of those words, non-superlative version of "bad ass" as in 1) extremely good/pleasing 2) impressiveHow was the show last night? Bass.
Author: Sean Hellfritsch http://bass.urbanup.com/57821979. (bass) (22↑, 76↓)A four string guitar that is several octaves lower than a guitar. It is more commonly played with your fingers than a pick. Also, bassers (more commonly known as bassists) are usually the weird ones in the band. They are also usually quieter and calmer than guitarists and drummers. And can therefore usually be pushed around more easily.Guitarist Chick: Let me straighten your ridiculously curly hair\! Basser Dude: NO\! Guitarist Chick: Pleeeeease... Basser Dude: Okay, fine.
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